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Apology note artistry

Sometimes, the apology note is so spectacular that you find yourself grateful for the transgression.

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Charlie is expanding in a very good way

Charlie competed in his second cubing competition this weekend in Ridgefield, Connecticut. He competed in the 2×2, 3×3 (the classic Rubik’s cube), Pyraminx, and clock events. Although he didn’t make the second round in any of his events, he set two personal bests. He also served as judge and runner for several rounds of the…

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Elysha has joined a less-than-auspicious club

Elysha was hit by a car last week. Her car wasn’t hit by a car. She was hit by a car. While crossing a parking lot from Dunkin Donuts to her car, coffee in hand, a car hit her. He punched her with its bumper. Knocked her onto the pavement hard enough to send others…

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Never, ever too late

A World War II veteran proved it’s never too late to make your dreams come true or reinvent yourself after embarking on a career as a children’s book author at age 95. Baker decided to become a writer after purchasing his first computer and being urged by his son to write down the stories he…

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Guess what?

Here are two creations of my son, Charlie, while waiting for our meal in a local restaurant. Can you guess what either or both are? The top image is… TAKE A GUESS. A penguin with laser eyes. The bottom image is… TAKE A GUESS. A giraffe throwing a fireball at a child who also has…

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Long days no more

Never regret a day in your life. Good days give happiness, bad days give experiences, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories. —Professor Richard Feynman Feynman was a Nobel Prize-winning theoretical physicist and celebrity who was known for his work in the formulation of quantum mechanics, the theory of quantum electrodynamics, the physics…

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Mike Maddock is a coward and fool

Did you hear about the Republican state representative in Michigan, Matt Maddock, who claimed on social media that he had photo evidence of “illegal invaders” arriving at Detroit Metro Airport? One of the two photos Maddock posted showed an Allegiant Air plane. The other photo showed three buses. Maddock wrote: “Happening right now. Three busses…

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Best and worst April Fool’s Day pranks ever

Yesterday was April Fools’ Day. I didn’t have much time to plan this year, so other than emptying some students’ water bottles when they weren’t looking, I didn’t do much. I’ve been a little busy over the past month with last-minute book stuff, which has put a crimp in my style. But I’ve been victimized…

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Resolution update: March 2024

Every month, I report the progress of my yearly goals to monitor progress (or the lack thereof) and hold myself accountable.   The following are the results from March 2024. PERSONAL FITNESS 1. Don’t die. Still alive. Super alive, in fact. 2. Lose 10 pounds. I weigh exactly the same amount today as I did…

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An Easter memory

An Easter memory… Eight years ago. Easter morning. My Jewish children are scampering around the house, searching for Easter eggs. Clara, a seven-year-old at the time, says: “I think Easter is about thinking sweet thoughts. That’s why we get candy. To make us think of sweet things.” A few minutes later, Clara tells me that…

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