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How to be uninteresting with fruits and vegetables

Did you know that watermelon is considered a fruit but also a vegetable since it belongs to the gourd family?

Did you also know that people who insist on proliferating this type of fruit/vegetable classification information are probably some of the most boring people on the planet?

This is the best thing you have to talk about?
Fruit and vegetable taxonomy?
Of all the things you could’ve said, you chose this?

And yes, we also know that a tomato is actually a fruit. You and your uninteresting, pedantic, soulless brethren have already made this abundantly clear.

We just don’t give a damn.