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Texting while doing what?

According to the 2013 Mobile Consumer Habits study conducted by Harris Interactive, 9% of Americans admit to using their phone to send text messages during sex.

Among the 18-34 age group, that figure stands at 20%.

I’m going on the record as not believing the results of this study.

Until researchers can verify the results of this study with verifiable, observable data, I’m going to choose to believe that sex is the last bastion of phone-free existence that we have, not because I believe that human beings aren’t capable of such stupidity, but because I believe in sex.

Please, say in ain’t so.