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Boy and bear

You know what’s even more overhyped than a partial eclipse?

The panda. I know I sound like a curmudgeon, but every time I see the panda at the National Zoo, I can’t help but think, “Yup. It’s a bear. Black and white, but really, just another bear.” 

My friends find bears wandering in their suburban backyards all the time. Larger, more impressive bears than this solitary, bamboo-eating machine. 

Even Charlie wasn’t all that impressed.