Hands off my little girl, buster!
When my wife sends me photos of my daughter from an afternoon of fun, I don’t expect them to be littered with images of some blond-haired interloper who appears to…
Check out my body. Regularly.
Over the last week I have heard two stories about men who discovered cancer in their bodies through freak accidents. In the first, a spectator was hit in the head…
This movie poster might be better than the book and the film. And the movie is great.
Best movie poster ever. If you can’t tell why, tilt your screen down. Then say, “Whoa.” If you haven’t seen the movie, stop reading immediately and go do so. You…
Pancakes and a geometry lesson
Before breakfast arrived yesterday morning, my daughter and I engaged in a geometry lesson. She can identify circles, hearts, squares and triangles. She’s a big fan of triangles. I love…
Relax, lady. It’s a picture book and it’s funny.
You have probably heard about the new book GO THE F***K TO SLEEP. If not, it is a New York Times bestselling picture book written for adults that plays on…
Cheerio on board
My daughter fell asleep in the midst of eating Cheerios. There was a Cheerio in her little fingers when she nodded off, and when my wife woke her, her arm…
Get a second job.
The Times published a piece about the need for people in this economy to have more than one job. The lead reads: When someone asks Roger Fierro “What do you…
Girl at fence
Years from now, my daughter will ask: “What was I gazing at, Daddy, with such earnestness? A towering mountaintop? A raging river? A brilliant sunset? An unpredictable, albeit bright, future.”…
I can make even the most hardened FBI agent crazy
The members of the Westboro Baptist Church—the lunatic fringe group that pickets soldiers’ funerals with hate speech— was invited to Quantico Marine Base in Virginia to assist in training agents on…
Resolution update: June 2011
1. Lose 23 pounds, bringing me down to my high school track and field weight. Down fourteen pounds since the beginning of the year. Nine to go. Even my doctor…
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