Yesterday morning, my four year-old daughter woke up, got dressed, made her bed, cleaned her room, and only then opened her bedroom door and called for me to come see…
A new Tumblr called Hot-Dog Legs challenges viewers to determine if what they are looking at are legs or a pair of hot dogs. It’s shocking how much the two…
I agree. This is a brilliant idea. Now I just need to become a famous author.
I describe myself as a reluctant atheist. Essentially, this means that I do not believe in God, but I wish I did. I have tried to believe. At this point…
I’m off to New York tonight to compete in another Moth StorySLAM. I have been exceptionally fortunate enough to win the last five StorySLAMs in which I have competed, including…
My friend, who happens to be a physicist (so you know he’s smart) believes that women have a four degree comfort zone and men have a 20 degree comfort zone,…
I’m not complaining about having to stop for these geese, who were crossing from one side of the road to the other. It took less than a minute to allow…
I read a blog post today by author Jacquelyn Mitchard entitled 22 Things You Should Never Do Again After 50. I hate it so much. It is the anti-Dylan Thomas…
There are wigs for babies now. Designed for parents (mothers) who are tired of listening to strangers refer to their bald, baby girls with masculine pronouns, Baby Bangs seeks to…
I’m a dummy. A big, dumb, dummy dumb-dumb. There was a time, not so long ago, when I told my wife that one child was enough. I argued that our…
