Returning home tomorrow.
Today is my last day of summer vacation. Tomorrow I will head back to school. It is a bittersweet time for teachers. Another summer has come and gone, faster than…
My parental genius is finally bearing fruit. I’m not sure what exactly I did, but still, fruit!
Yesterday morning, my four year-old daughter woke up, got dressed, made her bed, cleaned her room, and only then opened her bedroom door and called for me to come see…
Hot legs or hot dogs? Either is fine.
A new Tumblr called Hot-Dog Legs challenges viewers to determine if what they are looking at are legs or a pair of hot dogs. It’s shocking how much the two…
A different ending for every reader
I agree. This is a brilliant idea. Now I just need to become a famous author.
Why I am a reluctant atheist
I describe myself as a reluctant atheist. Essentially, this means that I do not believe in God, but I wish I did. I have tried to believe. At this point…
My storytelling secret: I’m a small, frightened man onstage. Always.
I’m off to New York tonight to compete in another Moth StorySLAM. I have been exceptionally fortunate enough to win the last five StorySLAMs in which I have competed, including…
Woman are cold
My friend, who happens to be a physicist (so you know he’s smart) believes that women have a four degree comfort zone and men have a 20 degree comfort zone,…
If you can fly, fly.
I’m not complaining about having to stop for these geese, who were crossing from one side of the road to the other. It took less than a minute to allow…
Creating a list of things that you should never do after 50 is asinine. So are most of the items on this list.
I read a blog post today by author Jacquelyn Mitchard entitled 22 Things You Should Never Do Again After 50. I hate it so much. It is the anti-Dylan Thomas…
Wigs for bald, baby girls are a thing now. Stupid parents have been around forever.
There are wigs for babies now. Designed for parents (mothers) who are tired of listening to strangers refer to their bald, baby girls with masculine pronouns, Baby Bangs seeks to…
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