Michigan morons go home and do what?
Remember when these morons and many more like them entered the Michigan state house last May, carrying guns in an attempt to intimidate legislators into lifting lockdown restrictions? They look…
Autographed photos. Three oranges. Rotten kids.
Back in March, I had 50 photos of myself printed. I brought them to school. My plan was to offer autographed photos of myself to my students, saying things like,…
Celebrating progress
Great news. Support for same-sex marriage in the United States has reached an all-time high of 70%, according to a poll released by Gallup last week. The percentage — the…
A rebuke of my own
United States bishops have approved a "teaching document" that may rebuke President Biden and other Catholic politicians who support abortion rights. The rebuke may deny Biden communion. For the record:…
Three holes-in-one and a doctorate. Not a peep.
I have a friend who has been playing golf for about five years. In that time, he has scored three holes-in-one. Not through blind luck, either. He's already an excellent…
One of the best years ever
On Friday night, a friend said, "Congratulations. You survived your school year. Did you hold up okay?" "It was one of the best years of my teaching career," I replied.…
Cat and boy
Early morning. The boy is under the blanket, building worlds in Minecraft. The cat is hanging out with his buddy. I continue to be astounded by how affectionate, dependent, and…
Frustration and anonymity
The beauty of this particular prank, perpetrated upon me by a student in my class, was twofold: 1. I moved the mouse. I moved the mouse again. I moved the…
The Late Show is back.
Every morning without fail, I watch Stephen Colbert's monologue on The Late Show. For the past 15 months, Colbert's monologue and show has been performed from his bathtub, a home…
Two worst words ever
Eighteen years ago, I was sitting in a car with Elysha. We had just enjoyed dinner and drinks with friends, and I had driven her back to Wolcott School, where…
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