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I have not mastered disdain, and I hate myself for it.
One of my greatest regrets is that I have not mastered a look of disdain powerful enough to break through the hubris and blind momentum of so many of the people assigned to lead meetings, conferences or training seminars. I … Continue reading
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The $199.99 Wheelbarrow Sundae: Who is with me?
Mortensen’s is a restaurant and ice cream shop located on the Berlin Turnpike in Newington, CT. Years ago, I stopped at Mortensen’s for dinner with a friend and hadn’t been back since. A couple weeks ago Elysha and I brought … Continue reading
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Ann Coulter is racing me to the finish line. I hope she gets there first.
There are days when I don’t feel like going to the gym. On those days, I think of Ann Coulter. Ann is a decade older than me (even with all that plastic surgery), which means that if I take care … Continue reading
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What are the chances that my wife will allow me to install these throughout the house?
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Unscripted Star Wars genius
On this week’s episode of Parks and Recreation, Patton Oswalt guest stars as a resident who invokes a bylaw about citizen filibustering to delay a city council vote. The show’s producers gave Oswalt full creative power for the scene, asking … Continue reading
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Bad news for cats and dogs and goldfish everywhere
Eternal Earth Bound Pets, the company of atheists who sought to care for pets left behind on Earth following the Rapture, has gone out of business due to a lack of clients. Apparently the true believers have no qualms about … Continue reading
I’m back.
Sorry, dear reader, for my recent absence. Rest assured it was the result of a lack of ideas or two days of oversleep or even death. I mention the death part because one reader inquired about my state of existence … Continue reading
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Call me an imbecile all you want. Just leave these particular fathers alone, lest we hurt their feelings and make them cry.
Apparently there are fathers in the world who don’t like to be perceived as bumbling fools. From a New York Times piece on the issue: The hapless, bumbling father is a stock character in product marketing. He makes breakfast for … Continue reading
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Politics of Competitive Board Gaming Among Friends
You’re going to love this. I promise. It’s as if characters from any one of my novels were ripped from the pages and brought to life.
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