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There are six seasons. Not four.

Kurt Vonnegut proposed a restructuring of the seasons that I like a lot. January and February: WinterMarch and April: UnlockingMay and June: SpringJuly and August: SummerSeptember and October: FallNovember and December: Locking Vonnegut argued that March and April never really exemplify spring. It’s still cold. The grass is brown. Trees aren’t yet budding, and winter…

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My new TV gig

Tomorrow Seasons Up Close, a news program from the publishers of Seasons magazine, debuts on channel 3 at 11:30 in the Hartford market. This will also mark my television debut. Much like my role in the magazine, I will be doing the final segment of the show (and future shows), which will be a short bit…

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Seasons: Spring 2106

My column in the spring 2016 edition of Seasons is now available online. I write “Last Word,” the humor column on the back page of the magazine. This month I write about the oddity and pain of dance recitals. You can read it online here.

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Target Practice – Seasons: Winter 2015

My humor column in the 2015 winter edition of Seasons magazine features a moment that few students on the planet have ever been able to experience, at my expense. 

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Resolution update: July 2014

In an effort to hold myself accountable, I post a list my New Year’s resolutions at the beginning of each month, along with their progress (or lack thereof). 1. Don’t die. Done.  2. Lose ten pounds. Six down and four to go.    3. Do at least 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups five days a week.…

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Carte Blanche Summers: My first column

Look what showed up at the house today! Seasons magazine, and my first column, entitled Carte Blanche Summers. The magazine publishes in four different markets (soon to be six), which explains the different color covers.  You can subscribe to the magazine, of course (and you should), or you can read it online.  

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