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The consistently late are the scum of the Earth. Here’s a simple strategy to avoid being late in the future.

I’m a timely person. I’m timely because I think it’s rude to be late.  Even worse, I think it’s despicable for a person to be consistently late. The consistently late are a selfish pack of uncivilized heathens who should be pay higher taxes and be forbidden from ever celebrating Thanksgiving. Consistently late is also a…

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