I am a constant advocate of trying new things and “putting yourself out there” but I also have an “I have never” list that I am quite proud of (though it might also make me seem like a bit of a square).
I have never:
- Entered a strip club
- Taken a mulligan while playing golf
- Experimented or used an illegal drug of any kind
- Smoked tobacco of any kind
Have a list of your own that you’d care to share?

1. I’ve been to couple of “prototypical” bachelor parties
2. I don’t play golf
but I’m right there with you on 3 and 4!
Have you heard “Fairbanks, Alaska” by Joe Walsh. If not, give it a listen.
Are you sure about the name of the song? iTunes and Amazon list about 80 of his songs but none by that name.
I like the”prototypical bachelor party” descriptor. Makes it sound more like a forced requirement than an actual choice.
As for golf, we’ll have o get you on the links!