Help. My wife might be drinking carpet cleaner.

Every night my wife scares the hell out of me. 

After brushing her teeth, she rinses with mouthwash, and though the mouthwash was purchased at our local pharmacy, it comes in an insanely  industrial sized bottle.

A ridiculous bottle, really. 

Not unlike the industrial sized bottle of carpet cleaner that we keep under the sink as well.

Here are the two bottles, side by side. 

I ask you:

Which is mouthwash and which is carpet cleaner?

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Hard to tell.  Right?

How about now?  Look quick. 

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Did you get it right?

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Can you see why I might panic every night when I see my wife dumping what I think is carpet cleaner into her mouth?

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10 Responses to Help. My wife might be drinking carpet cleaner.

  1. EB says:

    Maybe they are actually interchangeable; Listerine was originally marketed as floor cleaner.

  2. Man, you are on a roll lately. Must be the new publisher?

  3. Norma Parham says:

    But it’s cheaper to buy the industrial size!

  4. Cheaper, yes. But when it is easily confused with rug cleaner, the savings are questionable.

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  8. Lyda Tavorn says:

    Yikes, it looks pretty much the same! You should transfer the mouthwash into a transparent bottle. Better yet, label the carpet cleaner properly and it inside a cabinet.

  9. Lyda’s right! I suggest you just transfer the mouthwash into a different bottle. That carpet cleaner should be put away from your sink. Maybe you should put the carpet cleaner under your kitchen cabinet instead.

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